Gotta Protectors Cart of Darkness Game Review

It's another fine morning in Magicadia...except the castle you've built has changed into the size of a tank. Do you know about the dark prediction that could mean the end of the entire videogame industry? A CONFUSION IS YOU.

Select your Go to Protectors Then get set to hack, slash and throw spells at you as you play through an amazing adventure that includes hundreds of thumb-blistering maps, and many more as optional DLC bonus chapters!

Here are the rules. Put Princess Lola into the castle to start rolling along the tracks. There is a castle that is occupied by enemies at the end of each track. You can smash your castle into the enemy's castle to take it down, but make sure that the enemy doesn't destroy the HP of the princess first!

Choose from 8 playable Gotta Protectors, ranging from one who loves meat to a naked ninja
Solo or play with up to four people via the couch, wireless or via the internet (Nintendo Switch Online account required to play online)
Face off against dozens of adversaries at one time as you test your skills against extraordinary bosses, like Crab as well as Golem!
It is possible to customize your hero with a range of different tactical skills that range from the offensive to defensive.
Get a taste of a chiptune track by Yuzo Koshiro.
The secret tricks can be done to gain access to games carts. Every one of them can be described as a milk-snorting recreation of a real game from the Something-or-other Entertainment System
If nature demands a break, cover your monitor with vintage gaming publications
It will leave you captivated stories about the timeless passion for tears and laughter.

It's finally here for the Japanese indie sensation, GOTTA PROTECTORS: CART OF DARKNESS. The 80s are calling--collect--and it's up to you to dust off your carts and put an end to the bodacious bad guys threatening Magicadia once and for all!


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